你們鬼哥の三貓流的某一年夏天

我要離開這裡了，我要投入隔壁南海灘大帝的懷抱，你們安麗直銷集團，不准再攔我、誤我青春!

( 你不要走~ 你不要走~ 殺很大!! )

別再用老梗了好嗎? 很沒創意耶!  那你說，為瞎米?

告訴我為什麼我會輸球? 我得了一堆分、搶了超多籃板耶!?

連我最不擅長的罰球我都給它弄進去了說，我這麼用心良苦，晚上爬起來默默偷練，是為了什麼?

馬力歐，球隊越打越回去，今年連第一輪都過不了，我們竟然被去年我們直落四抓小雞的老鷹幹掉，PLEASE TELL ME WHY!!

因為... 人家老鷹經由毒舌包小勃的調教、學習成長起秋、越來越鳥(屌)，而我們卻一直遲滯不前，光靠一種 inside-out 的老進攻戰術在混。

你魔獸能灌幾分，這些鳥人們也不care，只管守死咱們的外線小嘍囉，魔術就沒把戲變了。

0號探員! 槍給我拿來!! 我要把你們這些沒用的東西通通斃了!!!

( 可是... 我從0號變1號了，我也很後悔成了1號，因為歷來魔術1號的下場都不是很好...... )

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恰克與飛鳥的 Something There 作背景音樂

I'm so alone in a crowd and cry
Too many tears
Just like a child who's lost
I became a prisoner of my fears

People come,people go
They are hiding in shadows,
Hiding in dreams

Moving in, moving out
They are nothing but strangers,
Strange as it seems

My paper heart is so easily torn
Again and again

I never know what the reason may be
It just doesn't end

There's a sound in the air
While the time goes on slipping,
Slipping away

In the air, it is everywhere, nowhere, somewhere
So I'm gonna have to say

CHORUS

Why (Is it there)
Tell me why (Is it there)
I don't ever wanna say good-bye (Do you ever wonder why?)
As I look into an empty sky
Somebody tell me why (Somebody tell me why)
i feel there maybe something there
i feel there maybe someone there

Sometimes a ship's gotta break every chain
To go to sea

I'm getting on, I'm getting on, getting on
I want a love to set me free


Take a chance, take a stand
There's a destiny waiting, waiting on a train
And your kiss, it is everywhere, nowhere, somewhere
it is warmer than rain

CHORUS

Why (Is it there)
Tell me why (Is it there)
I don't ever wanna say good-bye (Do you ever wonder why?)
As I look into an empty sky
Somebody tell me why (Somebody tell me why)
And when I'm wounded in the heart
That's when I play my greatest part

Come on, come on, come on-
Cover me tonight
Come on, come on, come on-
I'm gonna make it right

You know that I try, and I try and I try

CHORUS

Why (Is it there)
Tell me why (Is it there)
I don't ever wanna say good-bye (Do you ever wonder why?)
As I look into an empty sky
Somebody tell me why (Somebody tell me why)

Maybe somewhere (Tell me why)
Maybe someway (Tell me why)
Gonna find something to set me free (Do you ever wonder why?)
I don't know what it's gonna be
Somebody tell me why (Somebody tell me why)

I feel there maybe something there
I feel there maybe someone there